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Total Medals Earned: 1,095 (From 212 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 13,795 Points

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Burrito Bison

Medals Earned: 8/8 (500/500 points)

BREAK JAWBREAKER'S JAW! 25 Points

Get a perfect launch 10 times.

OUTLAW! 25 Points

Squash 100 police officers.

CANDYLAND BREAKTHROUGH! 50 Points

Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.

LET'S PRETEND THE FLOOR IS LAVA! 50 Points

Go through the arena without touching the ground.

SWEET IMPACT! 50 Points

Reach past the sky's limit!

BUFFED OUT! 100 Points

Upgrade everything to the max!

MIX THE FLAVOURS! 100 Points

Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.

PANTS ON FIRE! 100 Points

Attain a very high speed.

Butcherbugs

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)

Puberty 10 Points

Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!

Temporal Lobe 50 Points

Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!

Ladybugs Knocking Over Deadly Butchers 100 Points

Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!

Caesar's Day Off

Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)

I hate myself and I want to die. 25 Points

RAAAWR.

Pity Party 25 Points

T_T

Roman Partytime! 25 Points

Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Carol of the Trolls

Medals Earned: 4/4 (185/185 points)

Troll Carolling 10 Points

Start watching! But will you finish it?

Troll Caroller 25 Points

You actually sat through that crap?!?!?!?!?

Trolling Carollers 50 Points

Watch for the 2nd time!

u mad?? 100 Points

Watch for the 3RD TIME!!!

Castaway 2

Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/150 points)

First Craft 5 Points

Craft your first item

First Kill 5 Points

Kill your first enemy.

Big Meanie 5 Points

Defeat Big Blue the Meanie

Reach Town 10 Points

Finally reach the town of Astaea's Bastion.

Gate of Oceanus 25 Points

Unlock the Gate of Oceanus

Defeat Vulcan 50 Points

Rid the world of the evil beast, Vulcan

Mega Sword 50 Points

Craft the Razor Sword

Catch 51

Medals Earned: 7/10 (35/50 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Cathode Raybots

Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/80 points)

N00Binator 5 Points

Kill the N00bs.

Unpatriotic 5 Points

Defeat the Patriots.

67 Deep Sixer 5 Points

Defeat the 67 Bots.

Bad Dude 5 Points

Defeat the Bad Dudes.

Butt Pincher 5 Points

Defeat the HUGE Jerks.

Castle Crusher 5 Points

Defeat the Castle Crashers.

Channel Flipper 5 Points

Defeat the Regular TV crew.

Emotikiller 5 Points

Kill the NG Emotes.

Evil Slayer 5 Points

Defeat the Evil Bosses.

Gang Banger 5 Points

Defeat 10 random bosses.

Hate the Game 5 Points

Defeat the VG Legends.

Jerk Killer 5 Points

Defeat the Jerk Squad.

Killer of Legends 5 Points

Kill the legendary characters.

Proletariat 5 Points

Defeat the Bourgeois.

Travisty 5 Points

Defeat the Travis Bots.

Troll 5 Points

Defeat the NG Folks.

Cave of Wonders

Medals Earned: 2/10 (20/315 points)

Rude awakening 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 1st form.

Tighty whitey power 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 2nd form.

Black Coffin 10 Points

Die before beating Luis.

Abyss-mal 25 Points

Find the 2nd alternate ending.

Grape Crush 25 Points

Find the 1st alternate ending.

Stack the deck 25 Points

Defeat Luis' 3rd form.

Flee powder 50 Points

Escape the cave.

Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points

Beat the game in under 200 seconds.

Real Ultimate Power 100 Points

Complete all other achievements!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Charlie Sheen - Winning

Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/150 points)

People Person 5 Points

Run 250 people over

Tiger Blood 5 Points

Activate Tiger Mode

Two and a Half Miles 5 Points

Travel over 2.5 miles

Bend Over 5 Points

Die 5 Times

Terminal Velocity 5 Points

Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour

CARnage 10 Points

Destroy 100 cars

Hot Shot 10 Points

Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood

Major Bender 10 Points

Travel 100 miles

My Goddesses 10 Points

Pick up 30 strippers

Winners use Drugs 10 Points

Use every type of drug in the game

Street Wall 25 Points

Crash into 10 concrete barriers

Rockstar From Mars 50 Points

Travel 200 miles

Ching Chong Beautiful

Medals Earned: 2/9 (30/405 points)

Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points

Finish the Tutorial

Long Slide 25 Points

Slide a HELLA long time!

Ching Champion! 25 Points

Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!

Long Fall 25 Points

Fall a long time for your ancestors

Too Close! 25 Points

Save yourself from falling ten times

Big Baby 50 Points

Earn all Platinums on Easy

Meet the Winners 50 Points

Meet all the previous contestants

Brave as a Married Man 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Medium

Seppuku's Soul 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Hard